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TELLING WRESTLING FANS THAT WRESTLING ISN’T REAL
When I was a kid, I loved wrestling. I would pick my younger brother up and, using the techniques I’d just seen on TV, throw him against the furniture until the sofa broke, someone bled or my mother caught and hit us both – me for tombstoning him onto the carpet, him for being tombstoned (fair).
But we don’t fight any more. And do you know why? Because eventually we figured it out: Wrestling is not real.
On Monday night, the WWE’s Wrestlemania Revenge Tour arrived in London. Maybe out of a sense of duty, maybe because of the bitterness that comes when childhood illusions are shattered, I went down to The O2 to turn a fire-hose of adult cynicism on the people who’d turned up there for an evening of harmless fun. Don’t these idiots know that wrestling’s not real?
See the wrestling fan’s responses here.
Wonderful piece of journalism repeatedly shouting wrestling isn’t real at people, you’re gonna go far kid.