My Happy Place

Ask me anything   The shit your mom would look down on you for seeing. 20 year old student from jolly old England. Like rock music, hip hop, shoes and boobies, whats new?

They know you mean business when the fake Jaeger comes out. (Taken with instagram)

They know you mean business when the fake Jaeger comes out. (Taken with instagram)

— 1 week ago
I can be patriotic at times… (Taken with instagram)

I can be patriotic at times… (Taken with instagram)

— 1 week ago

pritamsaha:

cutest girl in hollywood…Anna Kendrick :)

— 3 weeks ago with 53 notes

General rule of thumb to unfollow anyone who talks about self harm, you’re not cool. Think about someone other than yourself for once, cretins.

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#self harm  #cutting  #dickheads 
viceuk:

TELLING WRESTLING FANS THAT WRESTLING ISN’T REAL
When I was a kid, I loved wrestling. I would pick my younger brother up and, using the techniques I’d just seen on TV, throw him against the furniture until the sofa broke, someone bled or my mother caught and hit us both – me for tombstoning him onto the carpet, him for being tombstoned (fair).
But we don’t fight any more. And do you know why? Because eventually we figured it out: Wrestling is not real.
On Monday night, the WWE’s Wrestlemania Revenge Tour arrived in London. Maybe out of a sense of duty, maybe because of the bitterness that comes when childhood illusions are shattered, I went down to The O2 to turn a fire-hose of adult cynicism on the people who’d turned up there for an evening of harmless fun. Don’t these idiots know that wrestling’s not real?
See the wrestling fan’s responses here.

Wonderful piece of journalism repeatedly shouting wrestling isn’t real at people, you’re gonna go far kid.

viceuk:

TELLING WRESTLING FANS THAT WRESTLING ISN’T REAL

When I was a kid, I loved wrestling. I would pick my younger brother up and, using the techniques I’d just seen on TV, throw him against the furniture until the sofa broke, someone bled or my mother caught and hit us both – me for tombstoning him onto the carpet, him for being tombstoned (fair).

But we don’t fight any more. And do you know why? Because eventually we figured it out: Wrestling is not real.

On Monday night, the WWE’s Wrestlemania Revenge Tour arrived in London. Maybe out of a sense of duty, maybe because of the bitterness that comes when childhood illusions are shattered, I went down to The O2 to turn a fire-hose of adult cynicism on the people who’d turned up there for an evening of harmless fun. Don’t these idiots know that wrestling’s not real?

See the wrestling fan’s responses here.

Wonderful piece of journalism repeatedly shouting wrestling isn’t real at people, you’re gonna go far kid.

— 1 month ago with 8 notes